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less popular olympic events
- putting jeans on after a shower
- asking your parents for money
- opening plastic packaging
- parking
- telling someone you have a crush on them
via radioactive.
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if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
(Source: circumcisions)
via Ɯɛℓcσмɛ σи мʏ ραɢɛ!.
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Im sorry I broke it!
Im sorry I didnt mean to crush you Im such a bad person I just cant make myself love you Im sorry Im sorry forgive let me fix It Im sorry dont be sad ugh
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Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming. So, keep well this post.
The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.
I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!
via Valar Morghulis!.



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